The most sarcastic quotes about art ever

 “Forget art, food comes first.”

Introduction
Nothing like a little artistic sarcasm to kick off the week. Here’s a top list of lines that make you laugh… and sometimes cry.

The gems

1. “Sculpture is what you bump into when you back up to look at a painting.” — Barnett Newman
   
   

2. “Art is the most expensive excuse for avoiding work.” — Georges Braque
   
   

3. “The only thing I care about in Paris is the food.” — Pablo Picasso
   
   

4. “Criticism is like an electric light: it illuminates, but burns if you touch it.” — Salvador Dalí
   
   

5. “An artist is like a snail: carrying his house on his back and leaving a trail.” — Francis Bacon
   
   

Closing
👉 Everything else is just café chatter — but with more irony hanging on the wall.