10 things a paintbrush thinks when left in a glass of water

“Things have a life of their own. It’s simply a matter of waking up their souls.” — Gabriel García Márquez

You forget the paintbrush in the water. For you it’s nothing. For the brush? Pure tragedy. Between bubbles and fading pigments, it’s living a drama no one ever exhibits.

10 soggy thoughts of a forgotten paintbrush

1. This isn’t a spa, it’s medieval torture.

2. If I were wine, you’d have saved me already.

3. I’m dissolving… goodbye dignity.

4. Oh look, bubbles! … wait, that’s me dying.

5. That smug toothbrush is laughing at me.

6. I’m the one who needs therapy here, not you.

7. When I dry, you’ll cry for every fine line lost.

8. Should’ve been a pencil… they never drown.

9. You call this creative process? Looks more like IKEA punishment.

10. Next time, leave me on the easel… at least I’ll die standing.

Closing
👉 Bottom line, with paint still wet: never underestimate the drama of a soaked brush.